Garlic's Food Clinic

Oh god, I can't believe I'm actually doing this. Formerly, I agreed entirely with the concept of the blog free zone, believing that a blog is just something that fills harddrives. But then, I don't actually have to read anything I don't want to, do I. And I have started reading the blogs of people I'm interested in. Granted, the Earth may increasingly be a Garth Marenghi among planets - having written more than it's read. But it's no more my right to object to that than it is to inflate my own sense of importance by imagining that people might actually read this.

I'm told that writing a webblog is good for one's writing in general. And I could do with that. And if I don't tell anyone where it is, then no one will have to read it. Plus they've cancelled ULTIMATE MUSCLE this morning, leaving a hole in my life.

Perhaps this will be my last ever post. Perhaps I'll be found dead on this sofa in three weeks having written 50,000 words.

Anyway, I've asked my friend Dave Antares and his publisher / webdesigner Dinky to join me on this site. I hope this adds to the colour of the thing.